Cold Blooded Old Times

Adrift on air full of Aerosmith, you had a granny flat underneath the parents mansion. When you were a bairn yer hoose had it's own skateboard track which got crumbly and neglected. You really did live on the right side of the tracks. You were shy and good natured. Neds never took to you. You got punched and kicked by 'the big boys'. You played Hawkwind on a 'ghetto blaster' in the old ABC. You had 'Piper At The Gates Of Dawn'. My mother thought you were 'into the waccy baccy' cause you had a mullet. You liked patchouli. I liked the concept o' it but no the content. Yer brother was 'an arrogant bastard' obsessed with thrash metal and bulging trousers. You didnae really ken what to do wi' yersel. Later on you lived across the road frae Fife's answer to Tom G Warrior. His wife wore Motley Crue thongs. You met a nice lass. You got married two kids. I let you down. For what it's worth I think aboot you a lot man.